JESUS finally....

ok. finally i can update while im at work. i had so much to write about but now its all smooshed together in my brain and im having a hard time picking things apart. work is turning my brain to mush. its 730 and my first customer walked in. a fat creepy white man that keeps staring at my bum. guhross. *pokes his eyes out*

so im sure everyone and their mom has seen star trek by now? was it not the most ridiculously good movie EVER??!! ok maybe not that but it was damn good. and you know what made it better? SPOCK. yeah i said it. spock. not captn kirk. spock damnit. ive always had a thing for the odd ones. like edward scissorhands, played by my longtime husband johnny depp. ewan mcgregor. in entourage i liked jeremy piven, not the hot star with the green eyes and curly black hair. i like michael cena from superbad. in fast and the furious tokyo drift i looooove hans. i think its bc it makes my odds better at scoring. why go for the one that all the girls drool over when i can have the less popular one that I drool over. i dont want to have to fight anyone. back to spock. sigh. those bangs. those ears. that killer intellect. i want his brows. if we ever got in a fight, all he would have to do is talk about newman's theory or recite pi to the umpteenth number and i would melt. *swoon* take me NOW!!!!

*side note* that fat creepy bastard is so not smooth. i saw him staring at my boobs. hello. my eyes are on my FACE MOTHERFUCKER! i should have stabbed him with the corona bottle...

i have a HIGHlarious story to tell. buttttt im going to leave all 4 of my readers in suspense and write about it later. and by later i mean in about 30 min because i have nothing to do. but i will give you a hint. it involves nudity. and no, its not my nudity.*DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN*