Why do FOB kpop singers look like fags?

This is just a random rant. I was eating dinner, watching whatever SBS channel my mom had on TV, and one of those random Music Bank moments came on. There was a group of like, 17 korean boys hopping around on stage wearing some ridiculously gay striped outfits. They all had some fruity haircut/dye job, uber skinny, and more make up than I wear. They all looked exactly the same. I bet if they took their homocupcake shirts off I could count their ribs. Sidenote**I know I keep saying "homo" and "fag" and "gay" but I have nothing against gay people. I just like to use those words. I have gay friends. Therefore, I'm allowed to use them by default.** When did wearing clothes tighter than me become hot? It's gross. Some guys can pull off skinny jeans, good for you. Some guys can pull off eyeliner. That's only hot if you are japanese or an effing rockstar. Like, literally a rockstar. I would like my future husband to weigh more than me, have more muscles than me, not borrow my make-up, leave my moisturizer alone, and never ask me to coordinate "couple outfits". That's another thing that irks me. Like, why the fuck are you both wearing the same shirt? Because it's cute to announce to the world that you're together? Did you ever think that some single lonely ppl might see this freak event and want to rip that shirt right off your back? I know mad ppl in Korea do this. I have a feeling that there's going to be a lot of torn outfits when I visit, girls and boys crying and clutching each other while I rage up and down streets in seoul. Not that I'm all lonely or anything. Because I'm not. I swear.

I think I'm the angriest Korean girl I know.

I love it when people guess my age to be younger, like 4 years younger than my real age. It makes me smile, and I want to hug them. I hate it when they ask me if I'm single, and then follow that question with "Why?". I think I've mentioned this before. Refer back to older post for answer to that question. I like being single. I really do. I'm not one of those girls that's like, omg, like, the single life is the shiznit yo! *flips hair* I'm one of those girls that likes to do whatever I want, whenever I want, meet whoever I please, come home at any time of the night, drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes as much as my little black heart desires, and not have to worry about missed calls and checking up on anyone.

Now that I got that off my 34 B chest, I have to go put my face on and meet the sister so we can chat about why she's been MIA for 5 days and I can drink while she watches me drink.