what the fuck.

what the fuck.

that's what i've been saying a lot of lately, in response to just about everything.

some wack ass guy comes up to me and is like, super neuks bc i always attract the wang neuks, and even before he opens his mouth and all that butter starts coming out i'm like "what the fuck chuck. back away." *kungfu pose*

my brother starts lamenting over his lack of a girlfriend and how he absolutely NEEDS one pronto tonto. me: "what the fuck. shut the fuck up, you're all of 19 years old. you have plenty of time to meet hoes and have pregnancy scares and live in fear of contracting stds."

my dad, on his birthday, turns to me and my sis and says for the first time," I expect you to be married within 3 years." me: "what the FUCK. i need a boyfriend to start thinking about marriage dad..." my sister doesn't count since she's been with the same guy for 10 years.

i realize that the closest possible date that i can take my GRE, which i have been yulshimhee studying for, is end of october and the deadline for putting in my application to the schools is beginning of october. WHAT THE FUCK. to the nth degree.

i notice a cute guy while im studying, so i casually walk by to see what he's studying for. GRE? maybe we can be study partners. GMAT? LSAT? MCAT? no. SAT. what the FUCK. keep walking son, keep walking. i may be puma-ish, but i don't enjoy baby sitting. or getting locked up for statuatory rape.

the list goes on and on and on. i want to utter a happy "what the fuck?!" at some point. like if i win 100 million from one of those scratch off lotto tickets. or my secret dream crush gets down on one knee and proposes with a 5k yellow Harry Winston rock and tells me how he wants me to be the mother of his unborn children. definitely a joyous "what the fuck" worthy moment.

i'm going out tonight. i need to sit back, relax, enjoy an alcoholic beverage, and contemplate on what i'm going to do with the rest of my unpredictable, oftentimes disappointing, life. and hopefully run into a particular handsome man and make lip to lip contact.

ciao.